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You had me at 'hello'.
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"First scene is ATM ... had to stop"
I'm not big on the ass-to-mouth stuff. Starting with oral then moving to lower, fine...but starting vag, then ass, then oral...ew. Art is still good, but the dialogue is still hit-n-miss. And regardless of what you choose you get laid anyways. Pretty no-brainer.
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Haven't had this much fun since Punk-o-Matic! Used to see sites back in early 00's posting flash mixers for band singles, but haven't seen it lately. I love this kind of stuff, since I do digital music myself. The basslines, kicks, etc you chose were awesome! Being able to control various parts with the keyboard were good, but it just got a bit hectic at times. Still, had a blast. Two big thumbs up!
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If your goal was to make me want to punch the father square in the face, you succeeded admirably. Interesting seeing how this all unfolds.
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A lot of scarey flashes don't scare me, but this one creeped me out. That Pwanchi face is just freaky.
Side note, why is the black guy always stereotyped as a "yo yo, dog" alpha-male asshole jerk that constantly insults his friends and berates their self-esteem? It's the 21st century. Seems pretty cliche by now.
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Were you meaning looking for "a princess" is pointless, like wasting too much time looking for a girl (or boy) can get to be too much of a time-sink? Or "a princess" referring to spending so much time doing someone else's work that your life gets wasted (IE: as the king's knight, you get to waste your time looking for his princess even though you may give a crap about her).
There seems to be a deeper, subjectively interpretive meaning to the ending there. Very nice. Good job!
Author's Response:
Maybe I meant all of those! oooOOOOoo scary ghost noises! oooOOOoo!
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Depeche Mode and VNV Nation shun you, Good Sir. But we adore you.
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The backgrounds were very nice, with just enough blur to make them fit well. But jumping was a bit annoying to control. If jumping isn't the games strong point, it can get frustrating when you come to jumping puzzles.
Overall, pretty nice. The repetitious sfx got old, but the music and scenery really made this stand out.
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Pretty much every episode of DBZ, right there. In fact, Naruto, too.
I think folks are just pissed because they finally realize what they've been so mouth-frothingly in love with over the past years is easily recreated by simply flipping between 10-15 random cut-scenes over and over again.
It hurts when someone points out the stupidity in our fantasies.
GREAT JOB!
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Someone get me Michael Bay! We have a new idea for teh best f***king movie evar!
"From the guys who brought you 'Steaven Seagall sitting in a chair naked scratching himself' comes ... "
Author's Response:
Lol, nice one.
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"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"
I like your work, because you don't timidly prance around the joke or fallback on subtle innuendo. You go the extra mile and aren't afraid to deliver the funny like a punch to the face. Good job!
Author's Response:
haha, im glad u get my sense of humor, thanks for the 9
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